Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
"Reise, Reise", Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit
Just a little bitch

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit
Be my little bitch

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany

Germany

Germany

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick, quick

You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany