Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
"Reise, Reise", Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
