In life, one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh, now I believe in lookin'
Like my time on earth is cookin'
Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked
With some glamour guaranteein'
Every fiber of my bein'
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle fire true soul
'Til you're dead, then you're all you
So never compromise, accept no substitutes
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
Oh, dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

I wanna wear

Overwear, underwear

I said anytime

Anytime, anywhere

Anywhere

Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere

So bring me all my finest (Finest)
Most audacious (Most audacious)
My divinest (My divinest)
Most revealing (Most revealing)
Most expensive (Most revealing)
Vestibule (Most revealing)
(Most expensive, most arresting)
Most arresting (Most heart-stopping)
Most heart-stopping
Most free-flowing (Overwear, underwear)
Most eye-popping (Anytime, anywhere)
Most arresting (Overwear, underwear)
Most heart-stopping, yeah (Anytime, anywhere)

Dress has always been my strongest suit