In life, one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness, diet and deportment

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter

Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress

So forget the inner me, observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh, now I believe in lookin'

Like my time on earth is cookin'

Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked

With some glamour guaranteein'

Every fiber of my bein'

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle fire true soul

'Til you're dead, then you're all you

So never compromise, accept no substitutes

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

Oh, dress has always been my strongest suit

I wanna wear

I said anytime

Anywhere

So bring me all my finest (Finest)

Most audacious (Most audacious)

My divinest (My divinest)

Most revealing (Most revealing)

Most expensive (Most revealing)

Vestibule (Most revealing)

(Most expensive, most arresting)

Most arresting (Most heart-stopping)

Most heart-stopping

Most free-flowing (Overwear, underwear)

Most eye-popping (Anytime, anywhere)

Most arresting (Overwear, underwear)

Most heart-stopping, yeah (Anytime, anywhere)

Dress has always been my strongest suit