Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don't get my feelings hurt
Come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a beer
Where's my waitress?
Where's that bitch?
Come sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
No, sit on my face?
Come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's my waitress?
Come on over here, you bitch!
Where's my waitress?
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don't get my feelings hurt
Come in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's my waitress?
Come on over here, you bitch!
Where's that bitch?
Where's that bitch?
Where's that bitch?
She's too to look around for it
Where's that bitch?
There she is!
The ones I see
Get me so horny
Ruby lips
And teeth like pearls
Pause
Want to love 'em all
Want to love 'em dearly
Want a pretty girl
I'll even pay
I'll buy 'em furs
I'll buy 'em jewelry
I know they like me
Here's what I say
Then he says
I'm Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Speakin' at ya
Come smell my fringy shirt
Reekin' at ya
My cowboy dance
My cowboy pants
My bold advance
On this here waitress
And then yodeling
Then
I'm Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don't get my feelings hurt
Come on in this place
And sit on my face
And I'll buy you a taste
Where's that waitress?
And then you say
Where's that bitch?
And then it's back to the other part