And I'll buy you a beer

Come sit on my face

No, sit on my face?

Come in this place

She's too to look around for it

There she is!

The ones I see

Get me so horny

Ruby lips

And teeth like pearls

Pause

Want to love 'em all

Want to love 'em dearly

Want a pretty girl

I'll even pay

I'll buy 'em furs

I'll buy 'em jewelry

I know they like me

Here's what I say

Then he says

Speakin' at ya

Come smell my fringy shirt

Reekin' at ya

My cowboy dance

My cowboy pants

My bold advance

On this here waitress

And then yodeling

Then

Where's that waitress?

And then you say

And then it's back to the other part