(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

She's really upset with me again
I didn't give her what she likes
I don't know what to tell her, don't know what to say
Everything got funky last night

She was really bombed
And I was really blown away
Until I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to say

A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird
Digs gettin' downright strange
But I can keep a handle on anything
Just this side of deranged

She was gettin' bombed
And I was gettin' blown away
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace

Ah
(Yeah)
She's so cold
As pure as the driven slush
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' about
It really don't cost that much

She was gettin' bombed
And I was gettin' blown away
And she took it in her hand
And this is what she had to say

A pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace
She wanna pearl necklace