Baby, baby
I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong

Honey, I missed your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make you scream all night

Honey, honey
Call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam

And all those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
With lead guitars, movie stars
Get their tongues beneath your hood, sucker

You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star

Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit are kinda cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean

Well, honey, I miss your two-tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to your town, whore
I'm gonna make you scream all night, yeah well

You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star, whoo!
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yes, you are, yes you are, yeah, you are

Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with you
For givin' head to Steve McQueen
Yeah, you and me, we made a pretty pair
Fallin' through the silver screen

Together we trottering
I don't know where to draw the line
If I ever get back to your town, whore
I'm gonna make you scream all night, try me

You're a starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star, aw, whoo!
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, starfucker, star
Yes, you are
Oh yeah, you are, ah-ha-ha, whoa

Aw!
I will