Well, the small town blues, is taking it's toll
I feel like it's getting me down
Five or six people, show up to our show
The same old folks hang around
Well, back porch picking, don't cut it, no more
We need something else in our sound

Oh, if you could take me with you, that'd be just fine
I'm way too fucked up to drive
I'm too fucked up to drive

See big name bands, sold-out shows
I'm hoping that I come along
Have all of the money, the glory and fame
My fans' biggest hero of all

Oh, if you could take me with you, that'd be just fine
But, I'm way too fucked up to drive
I'm too fucked up to drive

I haven't been home, in three or four days
Been out on the road with my band
And everybody asks me, if I'm doing okay
And I just tell 'em where I've been

Oh, if you could take me with you, that'd be just fine
But, I'm way too fucked up to drive
I'm too fucked up to drive

Oh, if you could take me home, that'd be just fine
But I'm way too fucked up to drive
I'm too fucked up to drive