Rumour spreadin' 'round

In that Texas town

About that shack outside La Grange

And you know what I'm talkin' about

Just let me know

If you wanna go

To that home out on the range

They got a lot of nice girls

Have mercy

A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw

A haw, haw, haw

Well, I hear it's fine

If you got the time

And the ten to get yourself in

A hmm, hmm

And I hear it's tight

Most every night

But now I might be mistaken

Hmm, hmm, hmm

Ah have mercy