Words and music by Billy Gibbons, Bill Ham, Frank Beard.

I woke up this mornin' with these certified blues,

They sure been stalkin' me 'round.

So down tonight I couldn't tie my shoes.

They about to drop me in the ground.

I've been livin' here, way down South,

A place that I wanna stay.

Been workin' hard just to feed my mouth.

Just can keep them blues away.

You say you're feelin' bad and you don't know why.

You're broke and your woman been ly'n'.

And just one thing before I'm fired,

The blues have just been certified.