Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap

I knew she had to be the girl for me

And to think I probably never would have found her

If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, me-he-he-helanie

I just can't understand it

Why won't you return my phone calls

Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat

If you'd just say the word

I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever

Or are you too dumb to realize that

How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you

I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh

Oh sweet me-he-he-helanie

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead

You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true

I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window

Right above you

Now I may be dead but I still love you

Sweet, sweet me-he-he-he-helanie