Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV

Someplace to feast my eyes, oh

Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah

This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey

Tell me, who ya gonna call

When you need that affection?

You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)

Well, just a-hang your love line

In her direction, whoa

All you bad, bad boys

Yeah, all you bad, bad boys

Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man

After that, cost ya four

And she be up for negotiations, mmm-hmm

If you call back for mo', oh oh oh ah

Now who ya gonna call

When you need that special (special)

Little somethin', mmm

You can say what you like

It's all confidential, whoa

Call her up on the spank line, huh

Call her up on the spank line, whoa

Hey

Make a mind blow

Dial 1-900-spanked

Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey

Yeah, it's a spank line, ha, ha, ha, ha, woo

Just, call her up, ha, call her up

1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)

1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys

(All you bad, bad boys) just call her up

It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow