Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what?

Could it have been a bad dream that

Creptin bed and made me scream or what?

What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?.

A bug a bug a bug a bug bugger than a bumble bee

A bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug bit me!

In a night of misery

Was it 'cause the chocolate sweets I

Ate last night between the sheets or what?

What could it be that made me frown,

A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed and went for me

(Guitar Bit)

Was it 'cause I was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what?

I jumped up sweating with fright,

Oh will it take another bite or what?

I felt the fangs rip through my vest,

The mattress monster was digesting me!