It's a god-awful small affair

To the girl with the mousy hair

But her mama is ill, you know

And her father has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen

Now she walks through a sunken dream

To the seat with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

For she's lived it ten times or more

She could spit in the eyes of fools

As they ask her to forgive some

It's some freaky show

It's an America-to-tootin' band

Mickey Mouse is gonna be God

God of War is a tramp of fame

Who's left no son, same with him

See the mice in their million hordes

From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads

Rule Britannia is out of time

To my mother, my dog, and clown

'Cause I wrote it ten times or more

It's about to be writ again

As I ask you to forgive some

It's a freaky show