Jack, give me some money to pay my bills

All the dough I give you, Holly, you've been using on pain pills

Jack, will you call me if you're able?

I got your phone number written in the back of my Bible

Jack, I think you're pulling my leg

And I think maybe I better ask Meg

Meg, do you think Jack really loves me?

You know, I don't care, 'cause Jack really bugs me

Why don't you ask him now?

Well, I would but Meg, I really just don't know how

Just say, "Jack, do you adore me?"

Well, I would Holly but love really bores me

Then I guess we should just be friends

I'm just kidding Holly

You know that I'll love you 'til the end

Holly, give me some of your, English loving

If I did that Jack, I'd have one in the oven

Why don't you go off and love yourself?

If I did that Holly

There won't be anything left for anybody else

Jack, it's too bad about the way that you look

You know I gave that horse a carrot, so he'd break your foot

Will the two of you cut it out?

And tell them what it's really all about

That was good (jolly good)

Was that jolly good? (Yeah, very nice)

Jolly good, cup of tea then, Bruce

Let's celebrate