But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah

Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp

I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day

Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am

I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit, yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh

I though I had a dime, where's my dime

I know I have a dime somewhere

I'm pretty sure