I am a creator

Inventor and innovator

I observe the people

The ordinary people

No matter what your occupation is

Everybody's in showbiz

'Cause I'm a star

And I can make you a star

I believe that everybody's a celebrity

And we've all got personality and individuality

We all read lines and we all act a part

We all need a script and an audience to play to

No matter what you do

Or who you are

I'm the interior decorator

I can take any man

I see standing in the road

And put rouge on his cheeks

And put some powder on his nose

I'll teach him how to act

I'll remould and reshape him

I'll put him in a stage suit

And I'll teach him how to pose

I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star

Yes, I'm gonna make you a star

No matter how dull or simple you are

I can make or break you

Yes, I'm gonna make you a star, ooh yea

'Cos everybody's a star