Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Peppermint Lounge, The Cramps

Well, here comes the one that you've been dreaming of

I got a mojo hand and it fits like a glove

I'll be comin' 'round the mountain to get your love

Yes, I am

Yes, I'm the celebrated hottentot of twat

Make a hole, look out, make way for the big shot

Mad, you call me mad?

I who have the secret of eternal love?

You call me mad?

Well, I'm the most exalted potentate

The most exalted potentate

The most exalted potentate of love

Yeah, I can teach you how to read the book of life

But you can just look at the pictures if you like