For getting in your way

While you're trying to steal the day.

And I'm not here for the rest,

I'm not trying to steal your vest.

I am not trying to be smart,

I'm really sorry for your aging head.

Not guilty for being in your street

Getting under your feet

No use handing me a writ

While I'm trying to do my bit.

I don't expect to take your heart.

I'm really sorry that you're underfed.

For looking like a freak,

Making friends with every Sikh.

For leading you astray

On the road to Mandalay.

I won't upset the apple cart.

I'm really sorry that you've been misled.