Absurd and sensible

Quite unacceptable

Let go, pull your leg off

Control, out of control

That brought us here, doctor

You tripped, dog on a leash

You had never noticed

Nothing to do with me

Says he, weeing his feet

Well, it won't go away

Overnight, but it will go away

In the end

You did such a great job with the boiler last time

Please, can you mend my baby?

He hasn't moved for three weeks

Don't they use coffins when they are that small?

I don't want lizards boring my house

Sir, my chin has been getting rather hot lately

Sir, if you just stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze

Don't know what to do, it's Saturday night

I seek good advice from whom knows what's right

Why don't you ring friends up

Go for a few drinks and then go see a movie?

It isn't a spot, it is a baby

You're not a doctor, you're a wanker