I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and ten of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yeah yes I did

The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies

Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

What a dirty hoe

I banged seventeen girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle three and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky

When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head

I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true

Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole

When I was done, they were begging for more

I fucked seventeen girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee

I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham

Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the devil will know

Woo sweet, young, juicy pussy

Hop on that cameltoe