I met her in a pool room

Her name I didn't catch

She looked like something special

The kind who'd understand

The room was almost spinning

She pulled another smile

She had the grace like pleasure

She had a certain style

She took me to her HOTEL

A room on the second floor

A kettle and two coffees

A number on the door

She said I hardly know you

Agreed we kissed goodnight

I knew that in the morning

Somehow I'd wake to find

Waking me with a shake

I've lost my silver RAZOR

My club room locker keys

The money in the WAIST COAT

It doesn't bother me

My wife has moved to JERSEY

Some Mug is not the word

If you ever see her

Say hello goodbye girl