Robin Hood, Robin Hood here we are again

Living each day outside the law

Trying not to do what we did before

Country slang with the Bow Bell voice

So close to the city we ain't got much choice

Council estates or tower blocks

Wherever you live you get the knocks

But the people round here they are so nice

"Stop being naughty, take our advice!"

It's down to the hop for the local girls

The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls

So when you go to bed tonight

Don't worry about us, we're alright

Dick i Chavvie

It's the Mudtown Slosher!

That's right guv'nor, Jack The Lad

Know what I mean, eh?

Know what I mean?

Come on grandad

You just hold on now boy