They call this a community

I like to think of it as home

Arriving at the airport

I am going it alone

Ordering a boarding pass

Travelling in business class

This is the name of the game

I come to the community from UK PLC

Arriving at my hotel there are faxes greeting me

Staying in a junior suite

So there's room to meet and greet

And after work explain how I feel

"Perdóneme, me llamo Neil"

In Brussels, Bonn and Barcelona

I'm in demand and quite at home there

"Adelante", through the door

"Un momento por favor"

This is what I get paid for

"Muchas gracias, señor"

I'm a player in the continental game

With unlimited expenses to reclaim

Information's easy, tapping at my PC

That is the frame of the game