They call this a community
I like to think of it as home
Arriving at the airport
I am going it alone
Ordering a boarding pass
Travelling in business class
This is the name of the game
I come to the community from UK PLC
Arriving at my hotel there are faxes greeting me
Staying in a junior suite
So there's room to meet and greet
And after work explain how I feel
"Perdóneme, me llamo Neil"
In Brussels, Bonn and Barcelona
I'm in demand and quite at home there
"Adelante", through the door
"Un momento por favor"
This is what I get paid for
"Muchas gracias, señor"
I'm a player in the continental game
With unlimited expenses to reclaim
Information's easy, tapping at my PC
That is the frame of the game