She was a catch

And we were a match

I was the match

That would fire up her snatch

But there was a catch

I was no match

I was fired from her crotch

Now I sit around and watch

The mermaids sun themselves out on the rocks

They are beyond our touch

I watch and watch

Them wave at me, wave at me

I believe in God

I believe in mermaids too

I believe in seventy two virgins on a chain

Why not, why not

I believe in the rapture

For I've seen your face

On the floor of the ocean

At the bottom of the rain

I do driver alertness course

I do husband alertness course

I do mermaid alertness course

I watch them out on the rocks

They wave at me, wave at me

All the ones who go down to the water

And all the ones who come

For all the ones who come

For the ones who come