You're the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your machiavellian schemes

I know they say that you are very vain

And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane

You're so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose

You're like a German parakeet

All right so people say that you don't care

But you've got nicer legs than Hitler

And bigger tits than Cher