Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton

I've been to Eastbourne too

And I've been here, I've been there

I've been every fucking where

Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach

I've even sucked an old man's cock

And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat

I rammed my cock right down its throat

And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this

I've spewed up on a pint of piss

I've had scank, I've had speed

I've jacked up until I bleed

Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice

I've had the clap and that ain't nice

I've fucked this, I've fucked that

I've even fucked a school girl's twat

And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

Yeah