I bought it in Primrose Hill

From a bloke from Brazil

It was made in '59

In a factory by the Tyne

It says 'Morris' on the door

The GPO owned it before

I drive in it for my job

The governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine

I mend it in my spare time

The rocker valves and the coil

Last week it went 'round the clock

I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender

He'll learn not to park on a bender

Ha-ha-ha

I drive up to Muswell Hill

I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45

I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day

You're mistaken what could I say?

The tyres were a little worn

They were okay I could have sworn

Even with a flat tyre