I'm sick of all you tourists
I'm a passenger with purpose
And I am not alone
I've got a song
It chugs along like this train
And I am racking my brain
To find some room for you
Picking up speed (Picking up speed)
The door is opening (The door is opening)
You're flailing like a person
Who never learned to swim
And you got pushed in
Embarrassin'
Snide self righteous swimmer
You got OK form
But don't know how to follow through
Treading in place
You've got time to waste
I really
(Woah)
(Woah)
I'll be pourin' soda
Tonight
I'll be dead before you get
A dime
I really
(Woah)
Really don't give a
Hoot