I slung it in

Had it up to here

I just pulled the pin

Went and had a beer

I used to love a bit of folding

Just for getting by

A wad of cash

Now that's out of date

And so am I

As pie and mash

The time they took us bowling

What was that about?

I thought what a joke

I just went out

And had a smoke

Then the white water rafting

Just some know-it-all

With the new regime

There to show us all

How to build a team

He says what do you think we're doing?

I said don't ask me

I've no idea

They all laughed at that

That was pretty funny actually

I could order you a toastie

Just like that one there

Or the same in plain white bread

When you're dealing with a toastie

What do you prefer

Brown or red?