Experience in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee
Oh, I'm gonna put it in the want ads, I need a love that's true
At home I find myself lost and all alone
My man is playing the field, the thrill is gone
He stays out all night, says he's with the boys
But lipstick on his collar, perfume on it too
Tells me he's been lying, tell ya what I'm gonna do
Gonna put it in the want ads, this girl's in misery
Gonna put it in the want ads, somebody rescue me
I spend my nights alone cryin' bitter tears
Although I cry aloud, nobody really hears
And when I need him most, he's never by my side
He's either playing cards, or drinking at the bar
He thinks that I'm a fool, I'm going to the evening news
Extra extra, read all about it
Experience in love preferred
But will accept a young trainee, oh
Lipstick on his collar, perfume on it too
Tells me he's been lying, I'm going to the evening news
Gonna put it in the want ads, ooh, this girl's in misery
Gonna put it in the want ads, please somebody rescue me
Gonna put it in the want ads, I need somebody...