Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long years

Stole a many man's soul and faith

I was around when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate (aw!)

Hope you guess my name

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg

When I saw it was a time for a change

I killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank, held a general's rank

When the Blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank (aw!)

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Oh, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, a-ha

I watched with glee as your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades for the gods they made

I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all, it was you and me

So let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste (oh, yeah)

I laid traps for troubadors

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Hope you guess my name (ooh, yeah)

Is the nature of my game, oh

Get down, you rich brat

Is just the nature of my game, ah

Just as every cop's a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

If you meet me, have some courtesy

Have some sympathy and some taste

Use all your well-learned politics

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

Oh, oh yeah

Tell me, baby, tell me what's my name

Tell me, honey, can you guess my name

Oh-ho-ho, oh-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho, oh

Tell me, honey, what's my name

Oh

Woman child

What's my name?

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Oh-yeah, oh-yeah, oh-yeah

Oh-yeah, oh-yeah

Oh, oh, oh yeah

Milk-boy

Hey, what's Milk-boy?