The world is a toll-free toilet

Our mouths neurological assholes

And psychologically speaking

We're in a state of mental diarrhoea

Talking shit a mile a minute

Or in a state of constipated notions

Can't think of nothin' but shit

And in this world of stinkin' futures,

Shitty memories,

Constipated 19 now-nows

Emerges from the hiney of your head

Bringing you music to get your shit together by

(What was that long word again? Promental-?)

Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad

A musical bowel movement

Designed to rid you of moral diarrhoea

Social bullshit

Crazy doo-doo

Mental poops

They call us the unflushables

(Go flush it, fellas!)

And what's cause of all of this shit?

What is the source of food for thought?

Ego-munchies

Images(?) doggie bags

A my burger with I sauce on it

A me burger with I sauce on it

A myself sandwich

A personal burger

A Hamburger

And a glass of constricted cola

Out to lunch with lunch meat

Music to clean your shit by(?)

Low calorie logic

Muscle brains

Skinny brains

Count the calories of your thoughts

Funk, Confucius says

Like Chinese laxatives

Sweet and sour bowel movements

And in this world of stinky memories

Spanking memories

Shitty futures

19 now nows-constipated-like

Where is the Doo-Doo Chaser?

Bringing you music to put your shit together by

Funk, the pee preparation

A mental musical bowel movement

Groovalax

And with no extra charge

A psychological turd remover

A neurological enema

Holy Shit

(let me try one-crap)

Corpolites(?)

Prehistoric doo doo

Helping you get your shit together

Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal

We bring you the doo doo chasers

Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again

Lunchville

Where lunch is a nice time of day at least twice a week