From the West Coast gonna take a plane

Hit the East Coast gonna take an A train

Hit the East Coast, going all the way

Why don't you come to Harlem?

All the spies went out to sea

Had to pay my parking fees

Felt just like P.T. Barnum

Caught a couple Pinter plays

I think we should disarm him

I think we should strong-arm him

So out of place in Harlem

Then I see you standing there

In your dyed black hair

And no underwear

Caught a couple Albee plays

Do your best to not alarm him

The policeman's wife,the policeman's wife

Unions went on strike today

As I see her standing there alone

In her dyed black hair

And her Android phone

Bomp bom