Went to a party just last night

Wanted to bring the year in right

Woke up this morning I don't know how

Last night I was a happy man, but the way I feel right now

It's gonna be a FUNKY NEW YEAR

Ooo, Ahh, got to be a FUNKY NEW YEAR

Can't remember when I ever felt worse

Nothing matters and everything hurts

They were passin' round the bottle, made me feel brand new

Trouble with the new man he wants a hit too, hit me

oooooo, it's a FUNKY NEW YEAR

Lord, mmm, FUNKY NEW YEAR

Nurse I'm worse FUNKY NEW YEAR

I got to perk up a little FUNKY NEW YEAR

My hair hurts FUNKY NEW YEAR

A party baby

Never again FUNKY NEW YEAR

Who's shoes are these FUNKY NEW YEAR

Party hardy baby FUNKY NEW YEAR

What year is this anyway?