Thirty-two teeth in a jaw bone

Alabama crying for love

Before I have to hit her

I hope he's got the sense to run

Pleasin' those poor girls who love him

Promise them anything

Reason they believe him

He wears a big diamond ring

Major Tom and Billy Bojangles

Sit down and have a drink with me

What's this 'bout Alabama

Keeps coming back to me?

Heard your plea in the courthouse

Jury box begin to rock and rouse

Forty-nine sister states

All had Alabama in their eyes

Why don't we just give Alabama

Rope enough to hang herself

Don't got to worry the jury

This kind of takes care of itself

Twenty-third Psalm, Major Tom won't

Reserve me a table for three

In the Valley of the Shadows

Shoot Alabama at me