It's a god-awful small affair

To the girl with the mousy hair

But her mummy is yelling no

And her daddy has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen

Now she walks through her sunken dream

To the seats with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen

For she's lived it ten times or more

She could spit in the eyes of fools

As they ask her to focus on

It's on America's tortured brow

That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

Now the workers have struck for fame

'Cause Lennon's on sale again

See the mice in their million hordes

From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads

Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog and clowns

'Cause I wrote it ten times or more

It's about to be writ again

As I ask her to focus on