I met a little cutie - her name was Judy and we made love all the time

Well she had more than your average score and she never drew the line -

Her house was thumpin' I could feel her bumpin' halfway across the room

I knew I was in trouble when her turntable bubbled with the Dark Side Of The Moon

Well she wasn't one of your typical saloon-type girls

Yet you wouldn't exactly take her home to your mother, OR your brother