I want cheese but I can't digest the shit

I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington

These are some of the things I can't eat

It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit

I can not not not have nothing

But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow

Uh-oh I think I shit myself (oh)

I had some ice cream and

I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can