Gone are the days of Leave it to Beaver

Matt Dillon and his sidekick Festus

Now we survive on the immoral lives

Of those of the Young and the Restless

It's not that they're young

They're just uh, restless

Not living at all like they should

So they go to the General Hospital

And The Doctors can't do no good

So they keep on with their Search for Tomorrow

Not doing one thing that's right

And they all end up in Another World

About to fall off The Edge of Night!

But that shouldn't matter

Coz after all, As the World Turns

You only have but One Life to Live

There remains a blessed hope for you and

All your Children

More Hope than Ryan could ever give

If we want true contentment, peace in our homes

With an end to marital strife

We must live for Jesus Christ

The Only Guiding Light

Not one, but All The Days of our Lives