Hi, my name is StereoMike

Yeah, we got 3 tickets to the Bran Van concert this Monday night

At the Pacific Pallisades. You can all dial in if you want to answer

A couple of questions, namely

What is Todd's favorite cheese

Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort

We'll see about that

Give us a ring-ding-ding! It's a beautiful day

Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-a-dinging

I want those 3 Bran Van tickets man

Waddya think?

Todd, you there?

I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes

When Mike came over with a script surprise

A mafioso story with a twist

A "To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar" hitch

Get your ass out of bed, he said:

I'll explain it on the way

Absolutely nothing that day

I got the fever for the flavor

And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us

As we rode on the ten down to Venice again

Flaring out the G-funk

Sipping on juice and gin

Just me and a friend

Feeling kinda groovy

Working on a movie

(Yeah right!)

Absolutely bupkis

That day

With my mind on my money and my money on my, beer beer!

I know that life is for the taking

So I'd better wise up

And take it quickly

(Yeah one more time at trader vics)

Some men there wanted to hurt us

And other men

Said we weren't worth the fuss

We could see them all bitching by the bar

About the fine line

Between the rich and the poor

Then Mike turned to me and said

What do you think we got done son?

We've got a conclusion

And I guess that's something

I got the fever for the nectar

(We need to fix you up

Call me monday

And maybe we'll fix it all up)

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What the hell am I doing drinking in LA

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