8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

She doesn't notice me

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

She'll never notice me

She likes 'em with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans-Am

Does a mullet make a man?

There she goes again

With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am watchin' wrestling

Tryin' to be a tough guy

Turntables in my eyes

I can't grow a mustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped... moped... moped...