In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it

(Double-barrel buckshot)

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing

You can't write if you can't relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite

That's choking on the splinters

(Get crazy with the cheeze whiz)

(Drive-by body pierce)

Yo, bring it on down

(I'm a driver, I'm a winner)

(Things are gonna change I can feel it)

(I can't believe you)

(Sprechen Sie deutsch, baby?)

(Know what I'm sayin'?)