For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly, through a hogshead of real fire

In this way, Mr. K will challenge the world

To celebrate it, Mr. K

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Mr. K and H assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten summer sets, he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill