Oh, listen to that now

Oh, look out, it's

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wanders

By the banks of her own lagoon

She said she'd always been a dancer

She worked at 15 clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well, I knew what I could not say

And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal but she could not rob

Oh, yeah