I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

Sitting on a corn flake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man (now good sir)

They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

Goo-goo-g'joob, goo-goo-goo-g'joob (good pity)

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you

(Ho-ho-ho, hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

Goo-goo-g'joob, goo-goo-goo-g'joob

Goo-goo-g'joob, goo-goo-goo-g'joob, goo

Joob, joob, jooba

Jooba, jooba, jooba

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

"Slave

Thou hast slain me

Villain, take my purse

If I ever

Bury my body

The letters which though find'st about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester

Seek him out upon the British Party

O, untimely death, death"

"I know thee well

A serviceable villain, as duteous to the Vices of thy Mistress

As badness would desire"

"What, is is he dead?"

"Sit you down, Father, rest you"