I rolled out this morning... kids had the morning news show on

Bryant Gumbel was talking about the fighting in Lebanon

Some senator was squawking about the bad economy

It's gonna get worse you see we need a change in policy

There's a local paper rolled up in a rubber band

One more sad story's one more than I can stand

Just once, how I'd like to see the headline say

Not much to print today can't find nothing bad to say

Because...

I'll come home this evening... I'll bet that the news will be the same

Somebody takes a hostage... somebody steals a plane

How I wanna hear the anchor man talk about a county fair

And how we cleaned up the air... how everybody learned to care

Whoa, tell me...

Nobody was assassinated in the whole Third World today

And in the streets of Ireland all the children had to do was play

And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA