Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,

Grimy as an alley

Loves me like no other lover

Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you

Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby

If I'm too rough tell me

I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands

I got you in the dimestore

No other little girl could ever hold you

Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby

Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe

Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies

If I'm too rough, tell me

I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

Million dollar baby

Trillion dollar baby

Zillion dollar baby